June 2010
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Day 1. A letter to an inanimate object you hate
Dear Floor,
You seriously cramp my style. I can be living the shitpile that is my life, and suddenly, you’re all
and in my face. I mean, I know I’m the Adonis of the human species at all, and I can understand that you love my face and my body close to you, but floor, I do not need these spontaneous encounters that result in me falling on top of you in some indescribably awkward...
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I'M NOT A LADIES' MAN, I'M A LANDMINE.: A 30 DAY... →
day 1. A letter to an inanimate object you hate. day 2. A letter to a dinosaur. day 3. A letter to a movie character day 4. A letter to someone you want to kick in the face expressing why you want to kick them in the face day 5. A letter to a celebrity you want to kick in the face day 6. A…
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My laptop is ready to burst into flames.
So I took a bag of frozen peas, wrapped it in a towel, and put my computer on it.
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roundfoodforeverymood replied to your post: FYI: Wimbledon I am so disappoint.
ROGER MY LOVE :(( I AM CRYING TEARS OF PAIN
UGH I KNOW. NOT EVEN GILlETTE COMMERCIALS CAN RESTORE HIM TO HIS THRONE NOW. My feelings about Rafa are still mixed though, I mean, he almost lost to that German (who had like the most badass serves I’ve ever seen omg), and he’s sort of sucking, and on top of...
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FYI: Wimbledon I am so disappoint.
I woke up early for you.
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If I had a horse, I would name it JPitts, or...
Hey, Urte, you want to go out and do something today?
No, sorry, I’m riding JPitts for a few hours, I’ll be very busy. And I’ll probably be very buttsore afterward.
THIS IS A PURPOSELESS BLOG GET OFF THE INTERNET URTE NOBODY LOVES YOU.
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ophelian replied to your post: HWHAT IS ALL THIS HELMAN KERFUFFLE.
josh-helman.tumblr.com
WAIT WHAT.
IS THIS FOR REAL.
WHAAAAAT.
no but srs bisness tumblr, is that really him, or is it just someone trolling as him?
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HWHAT IS ALL THIS HELMAN KERFUFFLE.
P-Company, fill me in.
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It is common opinion that James Buchanan was our first gay president.
– The History Channel, sticking to the facts like yeahhh.
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#maybe I just hate you IN clothes
These are the only JPitts outfits I approve of:
His plaid shirt in Justified
His blue sweater in 21
His birthday suit
COOL STORY BRO.
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Anonymous asked: I'm very well endowed. I thought this was useful information for you to know. And relevant. Are you proud of me? Tell me the truth. You've been a hero of mine since I was seven.
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Fisher gets sent home in 21 - turn of TV and go...
Here is my in depth analysis of his scenes in the film:
In virtually every scene
There is a woman
Touching
and/or
Straddling him
The End.