In case you haven't noticed- this is a short hiatus from tumblr.
Not forever quell your mammaries everybody I adore you this is just for a week or two.
February 2011
P Company for Best Everything.
hello, hello ellephanta: "Manarchism" →
ellephanta.tumblr.com
rudniculous // my life is fucking stupid: “Manarchism” // garlandgrey: sadydoyle: proseandcons: suzyxisntreal: sadydoyle:
Is my new favorite word. “Brogressive,” of course, covers most of the same territory, and is also funny. But it is not quite as funny as…
New World
DeVotchKa
Did you mean what you said?
cause it sounded so true
is real really dead
cause it looks so damn good
New World - DeVotchKa
I'm not as excited about the Oscars as I am scared for cinema after them.
- It’s as if every producer just simultaneously decides
- OH OKAY NOBODY’S GOING TO GIVE US AWARDS ANYMORE SO WHO NEEDS QUALITY CINEMA LET ME MAKE SOMETHING WHICH EVOKES NO FURTHER EMOTION ASIDE FROM lol!!!1!!!1!11eleven!!!1! look mom so cool
- GIVE ME EXPLOSIONS
- GIVE ME SUFFOCATING AD CAMPAIGNS
- GIVE ME CAR CHASES
- GIVE ME ALIENS
- GIVE ME 3D
- GIVE ME BRUCE WILLIS
- GIVE ME MORE EXPLOSIONS
- MORE EXPLOSIONS
- I WANT LARGE UNREALISTIC BALLS OF FIRREEEEE
I finally managed to turn off notifications
- I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
- THE RAIN HAS GONE
did you add "created the concept of pancakes and sex together" on the jpitts wiki?
Omg no but that is too accurate. We also forgot everything about his undying love for american pornography and soy products.
But poo omg wikipedia fixed it already they’re just censoring the truth ugh who do they think they are Stalin.
I should send in a leak to wikileaks talking about JPitts. PITTS IS A SECRET OPERATIVE BENT ON DESTROYING THE WORLD THROUGH HAND-FIDGETING AND LIP-LICKING HE IS REALLY A RACCOON AND LIVES IN A TERRA COTTA VILLA WITH HIS BANJO AND BADGE.
this is not a deluge this is the notificationopalypse
- apparently that detail of the david made it on the diseased whore known as radar
- I have tried to turn off notifications maybe thirty or forty times to no avail because all I get is the “error” message
- tumblr
- just
- who are you who could do this to me
- make it stop
- there’s no place like home
- there’s no place like home
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.”
—Kurt Vonnegut, A Man without a Country (2005)
