“★★★★★! I blog that perfectly captures the contemporary zeitgeist!” - nobody
Urtė: was probably raised in the permafrost of Northern Europe by a bear on a unicycle, is a real life grown person who still can’t pronounce “salmon”, can parallel park reasonably well, and can also peel a medium-large potato in under 10 seconds.
Come into my boudoir, etc.
Here you will find old dusty people and things, paintings, wardrobe envy, tv and movies, dudes who probably look like psychopaths, and occasional cats.
Otherwise:
