#good god tumblr
#good god
#I know anomalies and mutations and weird genes exist but that wasn't even the point of this post
#I love this site but I am ugly cackling @ this entire situation
#good god
#I know anomalies and mutations and weird genes exist but that wasn't even the point of this post
#I love this site but I am ugly cackling @ this entire situation
ATTN: TUMBLR PLEASE LEARN THE MEANING OF A SIMPLE HYPERBOLIC STATEMENT
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE LINKING ME TO .EDU SITES WHICH STATISTICALLY SPECIFY GENETIC ANOMALIES OR TELLING ME YOUR LIFE STORIES ABOUT THINKING YOU’RE ADOPTED BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WEIRD EYE COLOR
I AM INVOLUNTARILY READING YOUR SELF IMPORTANT GENETICS DISSERTATIONS AND THE ONLY THOUGHTS I CAN COME TO ARE:
- THAT EVERYONE HERE IS COMPLETELY HUMORLESS AND HAS AN UNCANNY ABILITY TO MISS THE POINT OF EVERYTHING
- THAT EVERYONE WOULD MUCH PREFER TO ARGUE ABOUT COMPLETELY INCONSEQUENTIAL MINUTIA
GOD I HOPE THIS INCLINATION FOR WANK IS A GENETIC TRAIT THAT WILL DISAPPEAR BECAUSE IF NOT I FEAR FOR YOU ALL
